i think this one minute clip, taken in its entirety, is possibly one of the funniest moments in any mst3k episode
- David Ryder
- Slab Bulkhead
- Ridge Large Meet
- Punch Speedchunk
- Butch Deadlift
- Bold BigFlank
- Splint Chesthair
- Flint Ironstagg
- Bulk VanderHuge
- Thick McRunfast
- Blast Hardcheese
- Buff Drinklots
- Trunk Slamchest
- Fist Rockbone
- Stump Beefnos
- Smash Lampjaw
- Punch Rockgroin
- Buck Plankchest
- Stump Junkman
- Dirk Hardpec
- Rip Steakface
- Slate Slabrock
- Crud Bonemeal
- Rip Slagcheek
- Punch Sideiron
- Gristle McThornbody
- Blake Fistcrunch
- Buff Hardpack
- Bob Johnson
- Blast Thickneck
- Crunch Buttsteak
- Slab Squatthrust
- Monk Beefbroth
- Touch Rustrod
- Rief Blastbody
- Big McLargehuge
- Smoke Manmuscle
- Eat Punchbeef
- Hack Blowfist
- Roll Fizzlebeef
If I ever decide to have kids, I have a great list to choose names from.








